Originally posted by robb99se:


..AND THE WINNER OF THE 2004 DARWIN AWARD SHOULD BE....

Based on a bet by the other members of his threesome, Everitt Sanchez

tried to wash his own "balls" in a ball washer at the local golf course.

Proving once again that beer and testosterone are a bad mix, Sanchez

managed to straddle the ball washer and dangle his scrotum in the

machine. Much to his dismay, one of his buddies upped the ante by

spinning the crank on the machine with Sanchez's scrotum in place, thus

wedging them solidly in the mechanism. Sanchez, who immediately passed

his threshold of pain, collapsed and tumbled from his perch.

Unfortunately for Sanchez, the height of the ball washer was more than a

foot higher off the ground than his testicles are in a normal stance,

and the scrotum was the weakest link. Sanchez's scrotum was ripped open

during the fall, and one testicle was plucked from him forever and

remained in the washer, while the other testicle was compressed and

flattened as it was pulled between the housing of the washer, and the

rotating machinery inside. To add insult to injury, Sanchez broke a new

$300 driver that he had just purchased from the pro shop, and was using

to balance himself. Sanchez was rushed to the hospital for surgery, and

the remaining threesome were asked to leave the course.

NOTE: This last one wouldn't normally count, because the idiot didn't

die. But because he cannot reproduce as a result of his qualifying act

of stupidity, we have allowed it.




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The rest of these can be found around. This is the only one I could discredit. These aren't 2004 awards. They have been around a while.

Some can be found here.

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