Dear Santa,
I think I've been a relatively good boy this year so I should deserve something special. Besides that 2000 CSVT I've had on my list since I was 14, I think you should use your magical powers to grant all the newbies the ability to read ALL the posts in a thread before replying with something we've all discussed 500 times over by now. Thanks for your time.
Best Regards, Chris
PS: I wasn't the one who got Rudolph drunk last year. Really.
