You a$$!! ( * )
You beat up your own car to get a new paintjob?
I thought I'd heard everything, but THIS takes the cake. WTF were you thinking? Do you realize you just comitted INSURANCE FRAUD? For your sake, I do hope no one watched you do this, and I do hope you're not bragging about this to people you know, offline or online.
If I were you I'd delete this post right now, before someone decides to rat you out. I know for a fact that if I knew you, I'd do it in a heartbeat, whether you were friend, foe, family, or fubared. That was just totally stupid.