Originally posted by Beowulf:
During our run a couple of weeks ago that we did up here, the four of us did our best to decimate the Eastern Washington bug population. They were some big suckers too. I had dime sized gut impact marks all over the front of my car. When they are that big, windshield washer fluid doesn't cut it. Hell, I have washed my car twice since then, and I think i still have some Eastie bug guts on my front end.



No kidding man...I've been in D.C. for two weeks on an internship and the bugs are so big and nasty. I saw the biggest moth on my hood the other day. The wingspan was like 5/6" ...That was the nastiest friggin critter I've ever seen. I ran around the car, screaming like a girl, till one of my friends, a local, just flicked it off. I'm not used to bugs this friggin' big, I'm from detroit...all we have are mosquitos and car jackin' flies. Gotta watch out for those sneaky car jackin' flies, they're a tricky bunch...their homes, oh man don't get me started...they're so disgusting and grotesque, I walked into one of their homes an I stepped in feces..ewwww. Anyways, you gotta watch out for them...they act all nice and suave, they even tickle you from time to time...but that's when they getchya with their fecal-infested bodies..They non-chalantly come up to your car, and sit on your new recaro racing seats...feces everywhere...bahh, I hate drugs..i mean bugs, and I hate D.C. because of their enormous bugs (see kids don't do crack, or you'll end up like me )

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