Frankly, Chris, I'm just jealous of your beerstained chair!! I'm gonna go the great indoors and get one now!
This makes my mind get off topic: One of my favorite jokes was on the Last Comic Standing series:
Said by some guy with a hunched back and a mop for hair that covered his face, looked like McFoley from the WWF, and just spat great one liner's his whole act, hilarious stuff.
"I work at Bed, Bath, and Beyond. I work in the Beyond department."
