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One of my friends passed this on to me, I hope she didn't think this is real. I am too lazy to take out the formatting.



> Watch for Needles While Pumping Gas
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> > > Read this before your next gas fill-up. This world
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> > > gets sicker everyday!
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> > >
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> > > Folks:
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> > > Please take a couple minutes to read this warning
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> > > about Gas Pumping
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> > > Handles. Warning: Look at the gas pump handle
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> > > BEFORE you pump your gas.
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> > > Please read and forward to anyone you know who
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> > > drives a car.
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> > >
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> > > My name is Captain Abraham Sands of the
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> > > Jacksonville, Florida, Police
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> > > Department. I have been asked by state and local
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> > > authorities to write this email in
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> > > order to get the word out to car drivers of a very
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> > > dangerous prank that is
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> > > occurring in numerous states. Some person or
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> > > persons have been affixing
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> > > hypodermic needles to the underside of gas pump
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> > > handles! These needles appear to be
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> > > infected with HIV positive blood. In the
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> > > Jacksonville area alone, there have
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> > > been 17 cases of people being stuck by these needles
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> > > over the past five (5)
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> > > months. We have verified reports of at least 12
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> > > others in various states around
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> > > the country. It is believed that these may be
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> > > copycat incidents due to
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> > > someone reading about the crimes or seeing them
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> > > reported on television. At this
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> > > point no one has been arrested and catching the
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> > > perpetrator(s) has become our top
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> > > priority. Shockingly, of the 17 people who where
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> > > stuck, 8 have tested HIV
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> > > positive and because of the nature of the disease,
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> > > the others could test
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> > > positive in a couple years.
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> > >
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> > > Evidently the consumers go to fill their car with
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> > > gas, and when picking up
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> > > the pump handle get stuck with the infected needle.
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> > >
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> > > IT IS IMPERATIVE TO CAREFULLY CHECK THE HANDLE of
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> > > the gas pump each time you
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> > > use one. LOOK AT EVERY SURFACE YOUR HAND MAY TOUCH,
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> > > INCLUDING UNDER THE
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> > > HANDLE!
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> > >
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> > > If you do find a needle affixed to one, immediately
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> > > contact your local
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> > > police department so they can collect the evidence.
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> > >
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> > > PLEASE HELP US BY MAINTAINING A VIGILANCE, AND BY
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> > > FORWARDING THIS EMAIL TO
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> > > ANYONE YOU KNOW WHO DRIVES. THE MORE PEOPLE WHO KNOW
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> > > OF THIS, THE BETTER
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> > > PROTECTED WE CAN ALL BE. Rose Lambert, Chief Aide
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> > > to Supervisor Gerry
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> > > Hyland, Mount Vernon District, 2511 Parkers Lane,
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> > > Alexandria, VA 22306.
>


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Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.


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Total HOAX. Fits the hoax/urban legend profile to the letter. However, it is amazing the number of people who still fall for these, it really is! These things still get forwarded around the Net like greased lightning.

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This one is particularly funny because I've seen the EXACT same email (right down to the wording) with an ATM machine in place of a gas pump. We have old broads at work who love to forward on garbage like this.

I love it when people fall for these and forward them on with their own little "I just want to make you all aware of this terrible thing!!" message... don't you think if these things were such an epidemic and posed such a huge threat that you might perhaps hear about it from a reputable news source or read it in the paper??? Because I'll be honest: when I want to find out the issues that are of the utmost importance to my health and survival, I turn to my Hotmail inbox.

"Man, if that friend of a friend of some guy that somebody at work bowls with never tipped me off by email to the ether rag-wielding perfume salesmen/car and wallet thieves I'd be up Sh*t Creek with a hole in my boat..."


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Originally posted by Fat Mike:
Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.




Yeah, whats up with that ??


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They think they're better than everyone else.

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Originally posted by MarkO:
Originally posted by Fat Mike:
Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.




Yeah, whats up with that ??




They did it to provide jobs to mullet wearing Oregonian rednecks.


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This is also true.

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Originally posted by Beowulf:
Originally posted by MarkO:
Originally posted by Fat Mike:
Good thing it's illegal to pump your own gas in Oregon.




Yeah, whats up with that ??




They did it to provide jobs to mullet wearing Oregonian rednecks.




Exactly. Now I don't have to get out of my car and they make money to buy meth with.


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