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Originally posted by ContourKev:
Hmm, Tools to fix this:
1. Hammer
2. Wire Cutters
3. SludgeHammer
4. Tiny arms, and flashlight
I assume they have an alarm? sneak under, find battery cable, cut it
then take your sludgehammer, smash the [censored] out of thing, go inside (you should now have access) and take the hammer, and smash everything inside
Thus, solving your problem 
Now that's just stupid. I have a better solution.. cut the brake lines, then she'll smash the car herself.
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ARE U MAKING FUN OF MY MULLET!!!
NEED AN SVT REAR BUMPER!!! pm me
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pull or loosen her oil drain plug so it will easily rattle out.......buh-bye car (likely miles from the apartment)
Find the main power switch in the basement for her apartment...buh-bye annoying music.
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Originally posted by Pete D:
Would it bother you if she was driving a 78 Firebird and blasting AC/DC all the time? The way your post was stated it made it seem you hate what she listens to, drives etc more than the fact that she is inconsiderate? I'm seldom a member of the PC-Police but this is just the way I see it tonight =P
Would bother me no matter what, I dont like my stuff falling off the walls to Metallica or Jay-Z... Just happens that I am about the only one that listens to metal around here... I figured out what to do last night with the music actually. I put on the heaviest metal I had on my computer and blasted it (my speakers are nothing to laugh at, I needed ear plugs to sit at my computer) That shook the crap out of her apartment I know, so its all good... -Nick
"Moore has also accused the American people of being the stupidest, most naive people on the face of the Earth. And after last weekend, he's got the box office numbers to prove it!"
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Originally posted by 99blacksesport:
Originally posted by Pete D:
Would it bother you if she was driving a 78 Firebird and blasting AC/DC all the time? The way your post was stated it made it seem you hate what she listens to, drives etc more than the fact that she is inconsiderate? I'm seldom a member of the PC-Police but this is just the way I see it tonight =P
Would bother me no matter what, I dont like my stuff falling off the walls to Metallica or Jay-Z... Just happens that I am about the only one that listens to metal around here... I figured out what to do last night with the music actually. I put on the heaviest metal I had on my computer and blasted it (my speakers are nothing to laugh at, I needed ear plugs to sit at my computer) That shook the crap out of her apartment I know, so its all good... -Nick
So now your other QUIET sorrounding neighbors hate both of you 
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Originally posted by CarpePoon:
So now your other QUIET sorrounding neighbors hate both of you
There is no such thing, I am the quietest one in this place...
"Moore has also accused the American people of being the stupidest, most naive people on the face of the Earth. And after last weekend, he's got the box office numbers to prove it!"
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Originally posted by CarpePoon:
Find the main power switch in the basement for her apartment...buh-bye annoying music.
amen brother
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whats real ignorant is when you cut the valve stem off on all her tires, makes for a lot of work
or you could jb weld her door locks
and lastly take fart spray, or any nasty smelling liquid and with a syringe inject it into the door seals, they'll never figure where its coming from
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:
move
I am, hopefully the end of this week I should have an apartment in another place open up for me. Oh yeah, I am looking foward to it too, the b|tch was pulling the same $hit last night too... JB weld her door locks huh...  -Nick
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