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#914004 03/31/04 03:34 AM
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I'm not sure what personality has to do with the perfect figure but I'm gonna go with Jaime Pressley and Jessica Simpson on this one.


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^^^ they're attractive, but I like a more curvey girl like Vida Guerra...

http://www.grandoompa.com/pages/COTW/Vida%20Guerra/slides/Vida%20Guerra%207.jpg

I'd post the posterior on this girl, but then again this is a family-oriented site, so you'll have to do the research on your own...

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im happy with my angel of a gf ... im gona get burnt for this but there is nothing id change about the way she looks... altho.. she has a waist of a size 3... and has to buy jeans of a size 8 to fit them over her rear... + shes a cross country, track star... so you know thats fit butt there


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Originally posted by ZuzuMonk:
The mind is all that really matters to me. The rest is just an added benefit.





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Reminds me of the old Raggedy Ann joke ...


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Originally posted by svtcarboy:
Well...

Well, I am looking for a sophisticated redneck. Someone who has a good time going to cultural events, fancy restaurants and clubbing as well as hole in the wall restaurants, playing cards with friends, and swigging a few beers in a back home bar.

No high maintenance queens either. I want someone who is traveling light through life, not weighed down by emotional baggage. I don't want a rich guy... I've nothing but problems with them, but a guy who is self-supporting and maybe a little more.






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Good luck, as I think you are looking for the proverbial "pink elephant" (no pun intended).

Hell, I don't know many straight folks that would enjoy a nice soiree at a Japanese Kabuki or Noh theater, then turn around and shoot pool and knock back a few oatmeal stouts at the local brewery (barring myself; my tastes, though ecclectic, are decidedly "hetero")...

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Angelina Jolie, Jessica Alba, Shakira...


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I LOVE Angelina, but she unfortunately doesn't have the perfect figure in my mind (I hate to admit it).
watching Gia pretty much convinced me of that.
she's got no butt and her torso is too short.

perfect girl figure needs long torso and a decent amount of a$$, no flat, tiny butts and minimal love handles. B-C cup, no bigger, no smaller.
Muscles should be toned but not too defined - six pack, huge biceps and large calf muscles = puke. More of a young boy type body (except for the boobs).
Long legs don't do it for me. Average height is fine as long as the long torso is in there.
Jawline needs to be well defined too with no 'turkey waddle'. long hair to accentuate the torso or really short pigtails to accentuate the jawline (and to tug on).
no fat chicks! runway models are disgusting. too boney, no ass, no boobs - no thanks.

perfect guy (my opinion here) - beefcake = slim build, more definition than above perfect girl figure, but still not huge muscle definition or broad shoulders. no boobs - which means very minimal sized pectorals.
uhh I guess that's all I can come up with. I don't look at guys enough to really have a perfect male figure in my head. lol





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Originally posted by frenchblueC2:


perfect guy (my opinion here) - beefcake = slim build, more definition than above perfect girl figure, but still not huge muscle definition or broad shoulders. no boobs - which means very minimal sized pectorals.
uhh I guess that's all I can come up with. I don't look at guys enough to really have a perfect male figure in my head. lol








No man boobs??? Just as well though. If I didn't have mine, albeit quite small, I wouldn't have any to play with.


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