Ninja - Who said anything about beer?
What's on
your mind, hmmm???

The low-down on Phoenix (from a potential resident):
It's huge.
Lots of space for urban sprawl.
No water, so it's amazing that there's even a city there!
Women - amazingly hot. Haven't met too many, so I can't comment on their coolness.
Traffic - seems to move fast, but there's a lot of it. I love my car and all, but I'll probably be biking to school as much as possible (when it's not 100 degrees out) to save on gas $, pollution, and city wear & tear.
Cops - they're all located on the 101.
People - seem to be very friendly.
I, personally, would love to move down there. I think I'd be a happy camper in Phoenix.
HTH.