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For the last 4 years I and my friends have been tortured by one member of our group. He has this desire to flash us with his genitals. Though he may be well endowed, we don't feel the need to see this. Nor did I feel the need for him to break into my apartment last year, trash it by placing my fiance's dolls in lude sexual positions and drawing "wieners" all over everything he could find.
the revenge....
He just bought an 01 Saab 9-5. We are all chipping in and buying a full rear window decal in the shape of a penis. While he's either home asleep or at work, we strike. Lay it on the rear window and run.
God graced us with intelligence, let's use it.
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First off, that's a friend you don't need.
Second, is he 6 years old?
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bah, do it while he's at work! that way he'll have to drive with it on there!! speaking of practical jokes.... my brother and his friends are known for pulling some doozies.... the latest one i heard about involved a dead deer, dressed up in the guys mountain biking gear, sitting behind the wheel of his xterra when he came back from riding..... 
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I heard about a good practical joke; hooking a wire from your horn to the turn signal.....or brake so everytime they use the turn signal or use the brake the horn goes off.
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Originally posted by 96_Concept_GL:
For the last 4 years I and my friends have been tortured by one member of our group. He has this desire to flash us with his genitals. Though he may be well endowed, we don't feel the need to see this. Nor did I feel the need for him to break into my apartment last year, trash it by placing my fiance's dolls in lude sexual positions and drawing "wieners" all over everything he could find.
the revenge....
He just bought an 01 Saab 9-5. We are all chipping in and buying a full rear window decal in the shape of a penis. While he's either home asleep or at work, we strike. Lay it on the rear window and run.
Or I think you can get Icy/Hot in a spray bottle. The next time he feels the need to flash his junk you spray the hot dog with a little hot sauce. He'll think twice the next time he gets the urge!
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Originally posted by bishop375:
First off, that's a friend you don't need.
Second, is he 6 years old?
He's actually 21. But he's also calmed down quite a bit since he me "the most intellectually stimulating woman alive" she being a 22 year old Burger King Manager here on a green card from Romania. Regardless, he has this good deeds and nice guy appeal when the willy's not out (which isn't all that often anymore).
I still catch him humping rx-7s and probes every now and then though...
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Quote:
Or I think you can get Icy/Hot in a spray bottle. The next time he feels the need to flash his junk you spray the hot dog with a little hot sauce. He'll think twice the next time he gets the urge!
I went after him with a soldering iron in the Electronics lab once back in high school, but those cords are only so long.
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We had a friend from Argentina who acted the same way (he would alway shower at our place before we went out and would strut around naked after he showered). He rode a motorcycle and never wore a helment. So we got him wasted one night and when he was passed out we shave off one eyebrow. It made us feel better anyway.
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What a sick ba$tard! You are a much nicer person than I am though....I would've done something to him long before now. You probably could have prosecuted him for breaking into your apartment.  Might be a little late for that now though. The decal idea sounds funny though.....maybe you could also buy some of those teeny tiny condoms and throw them all over the inside of his car, apartment or wherever other people might see them.  Have fun!
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if he does this, why not use a digital camera. Photoshop can be a great program
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