I used to valet park when I was younger. One day while down in the hotel garage by myself I was looking for the car. It had a key fob with a button. Thinking it was the alarm I pushed it, in an attempt to locate this invisible car.
Suddenly I hear a car start ahead. I wonder, "What the f_ck" was that! Took a second to realize it was a remote starter.
For a moment there I thought Christine the Plymouth Fury was in the garage somewhere!!
