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I have two:

1. Procrastination is like masturbation, always fun until you realize your f*cking yourself in the end.

2. Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"


Post your favorite quotes.


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Mine is:

"This belongs in Common Interests, so I'm moving it."

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Originally posted by perry:
Mine is:

"This belongs in Common Interests, so I'm moving it."




Hahahaha


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Originally posted by perry:
Mine is:

"This belongs in Common Interests, so I'm moving it."




That's a classic

Mine is Rodney Dangerfield's

"I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with."





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Originally posted by Audiboy:
Originally posted by perry:
Mine is:

"This belongs in Common Interests, so I'm moving it."




That's a classic

Mine is Rodney Dangerfield's

"I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with."








Its a true classic, my favorite quote would be:

"[censored] it"


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Originally posted by Audiboy:
Originally posted by perry:
Mine is:

"This belongs in Common Interests, so I'm moving it."




That's a classic

Mine is Rodney Dangerfield's

"I was so poor growing up ... If I wasn't born a boy .... I'd have nothing to play with."









The only one i can think of right now is....

You want me.. to put that.. where?


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Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
Edgard Varese (1883 - 1965)

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams (1957 - )

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
Mark Twain

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
Georg Christoph Lichtenberg (1742 - 1799)



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Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.
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The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving.
Ulysses S. Grant

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