Dude, you can't beat up Eric....
He Da Internet Gangsta'!!!
Here he is ripping the puny Duratech out of the engine bay for his 3.0 swap!
Here he is holding a house up so those little girls have a safe place to play...
Here he is again after knocking Mikey Boy out becuase he didn't want to give up his lunch money...
Heres Hector not even being able to look Eric in the eye outta fear...
Eric realizing that beating up Hector would be a total waste of time gave the job to a few "Out-Of Towners"

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So you'de better be careful who you mess with Joe, you just never know who's who in the Dirty Souff!