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It's long but the first couple of pages contain some of the best ass-ripping the net has never seen...and good tech too, if you ignore the fools lining up behind their beloved moderators...

http://www.altimas.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32327&pagenumber=1


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Cobra is my hero.


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WOW!! I can't keepup , people are replying soo fast!

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That was a better read then the "Cardoc" debacle.

Uhh, does Cardoc like crossdrilled rotors too? eek laugh laugh


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Phew...after about 30+ miuntes of reading, I made it to the end of page 8 or 9. Gotta stop. I'd have to give most of the honors to Cobra. Now, if he'd just stop using the non-word "irregardless". This is not a word...drives me insane that non-word. Neither is "supposably" (if that's how you spell a word that doesn't exist...)

But the other good point was made about Nissan owners just cruising and not racing.

The best line I came across there, by Cobra:
Dem rotorz is da pimp as shizzy is to hizzy, I be roll'n tru da hoodz bling bling'n while my hoez be blurrin at my binderz & daytonz! W3rd?

Classic...


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Oh my god. There is 40 minutes of my life I'll never get back.

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the best non-word i've ever heard was "dethaw." my friend at school said she doesn't like the ground freezes at night and "dethaws" during the day because it gets muddy. i told her it's not a word, but she refuses to believe me. she's going to school to be a teacher, by the way.


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the best non-word i've ever heard was "dethaw."
Oh yeah...forgot about that one. "So, honey, what you are planning on doing is REfreezing the chicken???"
And this person is going to be a teacher? OK, which school distict do I need to keep my kids out of??? laugh


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There's money to be made in racing. I should know. I put a lot of it there.
You can make a small fortune in racing. Start with a large one.
How fast do you want to go...how much money do you have?
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Funny, the sales guy was nowhere to be seen once my new hero Cobra laid down the smack until the tech discussion dies down on page 7. Now I'm glad I just bought a set of solid face rotors. I'm convinced enough that nothing but solid goes on my car(s).

This is my favorite quote:
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Yes you did. Super Street and Turbo magazines. What great resources they are. Taking automotive advice from them is equivalent of taking medical advice from Dr. Nick on the Simpsons.


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What was good about that forum was they stuck to the topic, no "You @$@!($"

I always thought holes in the rotors didn't make sense. All for show, :p


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