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A buddy of mine has a '99 Lightning. My other friend has a '01 GS-R Integra. My friend with the integra was talking about modding this, or messing with that... and my friend with the lightning just says... "Listen... I'm gonna hook your car up to the back of my truck, and tow it to it's first trip into the 13's". Holy crap... I had never laughed that hard in my entire life... pure comedy. I know most of you guys talk crap about cars... we're car guys! What kind of funny junk like that have you all heard... rippin' on other friends/people rides?! I know you guys have some good ones... let's hear em!  
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That's freakin' hilarious! I once had a 1982 Toyota Corolla in high school and it was a total rust bucket! Well all my friends at the time had decent cars and mine was by far the worst of the lot. Anyway, they used to bust on me all the time for it. A couple good ones were
"Hey! Look everyone! John has new brake pads! He pointed at my feet and said, Man, those Nikes are gonna work great for those hard Fred Flintstone stops you do! I had to laugh at that one.
My muffler fell off while I was driving to school one day so I placed it in my passenger seat with the seatbelt fastened so it wouldn't fly out of the seat. Why did I do that? I got to school and my boys saw it. "Hey John, who's the new chick riding shotgun? Man she's hot!"
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LOL! Yea we rip on each others cars all the time. All in good fun. My friend has a Focus with more money in mods into it than the car is worth. We always tell him it's still a slow Focus. He knows and agrees.
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I don't need anyone to rip on my car....I just do it myself!  Slow, POS, Zetec autocrapic Contour!!!!! 
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Originally posted by LoCoZ:
I don't need anyone to rip on my car....I just do it myself!
Slow, POS, Zetec autocrapic Contour!!!!!
At least it looks good 
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LOL thats funny because my friend used that on me actually! He said that the only way i'll be seeing 14s is if he pulled me with his 5.9 r/t 
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Originally posted by Trogdor Burninator:
Originally posted by LoCoZ:
I don't need anyone to rip on my car....I just do it myself!
Slow, POS, Zetec autocrapic Contour!!!!!
At least it looks good
Who's car are you talking about??
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Originally posted by alexey:
LOL thats funny because my friend used that on me actually! He said that the only way i'll be seeing 14s is if he pulled me with his 5.9 r/t
Haha... now that one's funny. Every saturday we chill w/ the R/T club here in tampa... eat dinner and talk cars. The only R/T's that can beat my car are the ones either supercharged or sprayin'  .
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Originally posted by Bob Kulstad:
Originally posted by alexey:
LOL thats funny because my friend used that on me actually! He said that the only way i'll be seeing 14s is if he pulled me with his 5.9 r/t
Haha... now that one's funny. Every saturday we chill w/ the R/T club here in tampa... eat dinner and talk cars. The only R/T's that can beat my car are the ones either supercharged or sprayin' .
i find that hard to believe...  i thought they pull at least mid 14s stock
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Originally posted by alexey:
Originally posted by Bob Kulstad:
Originally posted by alexey:
LOL thats funny because my friend used that on me actually! He said that the only way i'll be seeing 14s is if he pulled me with his 5.9 r/t
Haha... now that one's funny. Every saturday we chill w/ the R/T club here in tampa... eat dinner and talk cars. The only R/T's that can beat my car are the ones either supercharged or sprayin' .
i find that hard to believe... i thought they pull at least mid 14s stock
No, they're definitely not that quick. The club-cabs run mid 15's stock... and the single cabs can pull off a 15 flat. With the M1 intake,Mopar PCM, and exhaust you can get a single cab into the mid/upper 14's. That's about where my car runs right now... upper 14's. But throw the paxton or vortec on there and watch out! Those things really like the extra air.
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