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A guy gets on an elevator & there stands a blond...she smiles & says to the guy, "T.G.I.F."
He says "S.H.I.T."...
She giggles & says again, "T.G.I.F."
He says, "no, S.H.I.T."
Smiling, the blond replies, "no, T.G.I.F, Thank God it's Friday"...
To which he replies, "S.H.I.T., Sorry honey, it's Thursday..."
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I have no life
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Why was the blonde snorting lines of Sweet & Low?
Thought it was Diet Coke.
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There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
"No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"
1999 Sportage 4x4...don't go there, it was free
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lol!! thats good. i hope the boss was a woman.... 
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a blonde a brunette and a redhead are walking in the forest when they come across some tracks. the blonde swears they are deer tracks, the brunette says they are bear tracks and the redhead thinks they are moose tracks...
...they were still arguing when the train hit them 
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2 Blonds walk into a bar.....
......You think one of them would of noticed it.
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