I once had a (former) friend who enjoyed taking hits of acid and smoking pot. Oh yeah, and also cheating on his then soon-to-be fiance the night before he proposed! This kind of tells you the intelligence level of this guy. He had a 1990 Toyota Corolla, 5 spd, very nice ride. He pops a tire one night and needs me to change it, so I put on his donut. I told him, several times mind you, "Don't go more than 50 miles an hour on this tire, and get a new one ASAP.". Well, I get a call from him the next day, asking me to pick him up on the highway. Turns out he went *75*
on a donut, and ripped all the rubber off of the rim. He said there were sparks flying everywhere and he barely was able to pull over without wrecking. Oh yeah, he also said it was "the most awesome thing he ever saw his car do". Dumba$$. It never surprised me that he traded that car in (at the time worth $3500 or more) for a tattoo.
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