> PARKING TICKET.....
>
> I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only
> about 5 minutes.
>
> When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking
> ticket.
>
> So, I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a
> guy a break?"
>
> He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
> pencil-necked Nazi.
>
> He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
> So I called him a piece of horse s**t. He finished the second
> ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
>
> Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on for about 20
> minutes... the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
>
> I didn't care.
>
> My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
> each day. It's important.
>
