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He fled the bank with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1999 Ford Contour.

Witnesses were able to give police the car's description and license plate number.





Undoubtedly it was described as a Taurus.


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The man had the car, but the car dealership had the man's driver's license. Bank personnel were able to identify Castillo in a photo lineup using the driver's license.




Good thinking! This should show up on "Dumb Crook News" very soon.


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Originally posted by bigMoneyRacing:
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He fled the bank with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1999 Ford Contour.

Witnesses were able to give police the car's description and license plate number.





Undoubtedly it was described as a Taurus.


Or possibly an escort.


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Thats like the rednecks that tried to break open an ATM machine using a chain hooked to their bumper. The bumper instead was ripped off the truck and the idiots fled thinking that the noise probably drew attention. So they left their chain, bumper, and the license plate attached to the bumper


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Originally posted by mbSVT:
Originally posted by bigMoneyRacing:
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He fled the bank with an undetermined amount of cash in a 1999 Ford Contour.

Witnesses were able to give police the car's description and license plate number.





Undoubtedly it was described as a Taurus.


Or possibly an escort.



Exactly what I was going to say!


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"Yes officer, it was one of those US versions of the Mondeo....um....er....Taurus!"

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Originally posted by PackRat:
"Yes officer, it was one of those US versions of the Mondeo....um....er....Taurus!"




What if a CEGer was in the bank it might have gone like this:

"No wait officer it was definitely a 2000 Contour SVT with a POS Razzi Body Kit and Enkie 17" black opal wheels and it sounded like a borla catback exhaust system on it plus it had a pre 98 trunk lid"

Cops would probably look at you like you were insane.

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Originally posted by tflork:
http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/2107228




Damn It! I knew I should have thought this thing through before robbing a bank!

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DOH!

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