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I have this neighborhood cat that likes to chill on top of my car. I caught him one time and he jumped off and looked at me like "What you gonna do pu$y?!" (Its a joke! Not offensive!) I got so pissed I threw my keys at the damn thing. I chipped one side of my merc black casing thing.... bastard....


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My grandfather had a stray cat that would crawl into his engine bay at night to stay warm. One night he decided to sleep on the radiator fan. Needless to say when he started the truck the next morning he was in need of a few cans of gunk.


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buy some large mouse/rat sticky pads to put on the car and next time you see the cat he will be wearing the thing on his head..... bet he will not come back there any time soon... Oh, put some food on the center of the sticky pad..

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There was a rat under my Contour's hood, once, but it crawled up from the ground.

I remember in the early-90's, the Ford plant in Hermosillo Mexico (they made Escorts back then) had a black widow spider problem.. and the spidies where hiding in boxes and would scare the crap out of the employees when they were opened or such.

I wonder if someone will open up the glovebox on their 91 Tracer and find one jump out, that was living for the last 12 years on the wiring.


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Originally posted by SmaartAasSaabr:
I wonder if someone will open up the glovebox on their 91 Tracer and find one jump out, that was living for the last 12 years on the wiring.





Ummmmmmm I'm gonna have to say no. Granted a dead one could fall out. I work in a warehouse and we often recieve parts from Mexico. We do have some funky spiders here but I'm unclear if they are indigenious to the area or if they hitchhiked here.


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My cat sleeps on the damn roof....I always see cat prints and caught her a couple of times!


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When I was stationed in Okinawa I had this baby cockroach that somehow got inside my instrument panel. Cockroaches are EVERYWHERE in Okinawa. This stupid thing lived for a little bit running all over my speedo and I couldn't get him out: talk about being distracted while driving. I HATE ROACHES!!!!! He finally kicked the bucket and laid on his back underneath my speedo for about 8 months until I turned the car in to the junkyard. Every day I would see it laying there dead and just get mad that I couldn't get it out without tearing apart half my car. Stupid roaches.


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haha.... I used to live in Germany and my parents once said that our nieghbor's cat always would sleep around our 89 thunderbird. One day we started the engine and it sounded funny. So my parents opened the hood and next thing ya know cat testacles fell to the ground (yuck). Needless to say we never saw the cat again.


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Originally posted by mbb41:
Hey Jeff just keep introducing things that are higher in the food chain till the spider is gone. You could start with a bat. They love insects.




Great if I try this I'll end up with a gator in the back seat!!!
Any takers for a Gatortour?

Damn animals in cars.
I guess that cat spun on the fan blade could've made "you gotta see this" if you had it on video.

I think I'll start a new career spaying and neutering with my fan blade! $20


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