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Originally posted by Speed Demon:
Originally posted by svt2000:
Originally posted by e1flakedsvt:
I can't believe it!!!! Thats crazy!!! 
CNN
What the f*@k is this. I just had my motor blow because of this. It cost me 4K to have it replaced. OOhhh, this makes me mad.
calm yourself noob, your not the first one
Man do I feel like a jackass. That was a good one. I needed a laugh.   
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HAHA from the SRT-4 post on there
"The 2003 Neon SRT-4 ran an average speed of 401.709 mph"
"When asked in an interview how confident the Neon team was about their next run they boasted, "Are you kidding me dude? This is the fastest car evAR! We got so much nawz, we could blow ourselves to pieces!""
"The key to keeping the car on the ground at those kind of speeds is an extra large extremely heavy sub woofer," explains Jessica Kugel
"We run the stock rear spoiler from a Fast and Furious set prop on our car because we feel that is the best spoiler that has been developed. It's not an aftermarket spoiler, it's an actual movie prop spoiler and it's the one that starts on the car itself and extends about 6 feet into the air."
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hey if he or she is a good reporter then they could find out that csvt is used to shorten it, plus if they know anything about the only GREAT 4 door car then they know the svt!!
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Originally posted by akrump47:
Mwahahahah ... "Muffler Bearings causing engine failure"
Way to pick on the GTP crowd
HAHA, whats next, "leaky blinker fluid"?
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like when i was in the army you tell a newbie private to go get a can of elbow grease and they are wandering around for hours asking everyone where he can get some elbow grease, dumber than a box of rocks.hahahaha
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Originally posted by ryanblacksvt:
like when i was in the army you tell a newbie private to go get a can of elbow grease and they are wandering around for hours asking everyone where he can get some elbow grease, dumber than a box of rocks.hahahaha
ryan
Or tell them to fetch you a "left handed monkey wrench"
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ohhh yeah hahahaha, you can tell a new private to go get just about anything and they will stay gone till they find it or pass out. me and a buddy made our e-5 (seargant) rank and we told this newbie to go get us lunch and coffee as a joke and he did, see it pays to know the system,hehehe
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I was pretty close to asking, "Hey, what about the other Contours?!" when I saw the post giving it away as a fake.
Function before fashion.
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Originally posted by ryanblacksvt:
ohhh yeah hahahaha, you can tell a new private to go get just about anything and they will stay gone till they find it or pass out. me and a buddy made our e-5 (seargant) rank and we told this newbie to go get us lunch and coffee as a joke and he did, see it pays to know the system,hehehe
ryan
Man I love messin with new guys. Sending them after a wood stretcher, a roll of flightline is great(for those of you that don't know AF terms the flightline is where our jets take off) the worst though was this poor new guy in Germany. I work Munitions (Ordnance for you Army guys) and we had this new guy put on his chemical protective suit with mask and everything then told him he had to hand carry this metal can from the bottom row of the bomb dump up to the missile shop (bout 1/2 mile or so) They told him the can had radioactive material in it so he must not drop it and he had to be very gentle with it that's why it couldn't be put in the back of a truck. What the poor newbie didn't know was the can was half full of water and had a brick in it...was heavy as hell. I think he almost sweat to death carrying it up there. We all got a good laugh out of it, too bad he didn't find it near as funny.
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hehehehe, thats about the ONLY thing i miss about the military days!!and today is my 5 year aniversary of getting out (etsing). yeah
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