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I'm holding an apple in my hand debating on whether or not I can hit my boss across the room in the head with it. I give myself two-to-one odds. The odds are much greater that I would get fired. The odds are also great that I would receive a standing ovation.
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I don't think you will do it.
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if he had balls he would do it
"What did you think about that Dorothy girl?"
"The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. That doesn't make me some sort of fag does it?
"Nah baby, your money."
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You kidding? I just got this job. Although I might forsake it to take up bartending again. Better for school. I haven't done college in five years and it's about time to start. I don't think I could handle this job and school. I would go crazy. A lot of students work here, though. It's just so boring and monotonous. I'm used to fast paced working environments.
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Originally posted by cliffjohnson:
if he had balls he would do it
Yep no balls
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Quote:
"I have huge balls!"
Tell me who said that.
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Originally posted by infuryum:
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"I have huge balls!"
Tell me who said that.
were you peeking again
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Originally posted by infuryum:
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"I have huge balls!"
Tell me who said that.
that guy with the huge balls
or Fes from that 70's show
"What did you think about that Dorothy girl?"
"The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. That doesn't make me some sort of fag does it?
"Nah baby, your money."
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Apples could help you go down in history. William Tell used them. One fell on Newton's head. Tell him it's a scientific experiment.
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Not a bad idea...
Petie from American Pie 2 said that. Actually it was Jim. Actually it was that dude who also played on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Classic flick...
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