My friend, with $85 you can do all of it yourself. It's not the car from hell.
I fixed it yesterday and smoked a tricked out Accord tonight.
Thermostat $7.50
Water Pump $69.95
Gasket sealant $1.88
I proceded to do an oil change and coolant back flush.
Oil Filter $7.00
Oil (Synthetic... oh so slippery) $16
Flush agent $10
Coolant $7.00
You CAN still do it yourself, even in the age of the computerized car. The work took me 3 hours and this is the first time I've ever taken the old socket set to the car. A mechanic probably could have done it in an hour. Thanks to the CEG for the diagnosis help. Honestly, this car is a dream, both to drive and to work on.