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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window
and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your
flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie , then looked at his
peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell
phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS
satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and
an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an e-mail on his Blackberry
and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150 page
report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says,
You have exactly 1586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the
young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the
shepherd says: " If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give
me back my sheep?"
"OK, why not." Answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.
"Now give me back my dog."
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Originally posted by David Z:
A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window
and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your
flock, will you give me one?"
The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie , then looked at his
peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his notebook and connected it to a cell
phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a GPS
satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database and
an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an e-mail on his Blackberry
and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out a 150 page
report on his hi-tech, miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and says,
You have exactly 1586 sheep."
"That is correct; take one of the sheep." said the shepherd. He watches the
young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his car. Then the
shepherd says: " If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give
me back my sheep?"
"OK, why not." Answered the young man.
"Clearly, you are a consultant." said the shepherd.
"That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
"No guessing required." answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.
"Now give me back my dog."
I'm gonna hang that outside my office.
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Ya got me! Of course you already know the answer, but we have to tell you its right. You can't take your ideas to the BOD without our approval, c'mon everyone knows that  
Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars ~ Hobart Brown
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That's great!
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Born 5/14/1997
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