well i dunno how funny you will find this but my english teacher told me this .. well here goes...
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?? ...
Nothing she already been told twice..
I found it funny and im a chik soo lol
here's another one...
Theres two 80 y/o women at a nursing home.. and they step outside for a cigarette... well it starts to rain so one woman opens a condom and slips it over her cigarette and the other woman is like what are you doing.. she says this is how i keep it from gettin wet. So the next day the lady walks into a pharmacy to buy some condoms.. Now keep in mind this lady is 80
.. so she walks up to the pharmacist and say i need to buy some condoms.. and the guys says okay what size.. she says o I dunno big enough to fit a camel
LOL
that aughta cheer ya up
