Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums Branches New England took my SVT out today (long)

Had a doctor appointment and I figured I'd go in style. Well that and I was running a little late.

Not too many people on the highway at 11 am.

Any how I stopped for gas afterwards and I forgot what side the filler was on. So I stopped and tried to look in the mirror to see what side the filler was on, but it didn't work becasuse of the cuves of the car.

Since I was too lazy to roll down the window and stick my head out to see I just picked a side and pulled up to the pump, and I get out and wouldn't you know it, wrong side. So I pull out to turn around. While I was turing around some jerk in a minivan pulled right into the spot I was at.

In protest I pull start moving around faster and hitting the gas harder. I eventually make my way to a different pump and what happened? wrong side again. Now I was mad, and people were looking at me too. So I finally got it right and I get out to pump gas.

I go to put my debt card in the pump and for some reason it rejected it and started making loud beeping noises. Now there was some kid and his friend at the pay phone pointing at me. So I try again, rejected. So I pulled the nozzle out of the holder and start beating the pump with it (as if its going to do something) This time I put in my credit card and that works. So I'm filling up, and I guess the trip off on the nozzle didn't work and when the tank was full fuel started spilling on the ground. I heard it, but thought nothing of it, since I was busy looking at everyone else looking at me so I kept pumping. Then some lady (she was hot) said "you're spilling" I look down and hollar "CRAP" since about $2 woth of fuel was on the ground.

I whip my receipt out of the machine, throw the nozzle into its holder jump in my car, start it up and go to drive off. What do I do, I stalled it, and not just a stall, one of the hard ones where the car jerks and the tires squeek. Now I'm real mad, I start it back up, hit the gas, ride the hell out of the clutch and when I pulled onto the road I left a nice strip.

So much for making a scene at the gas station. I guess I need to drive the car more often, or put a note "gas filler is on the passenger side" Plus I think that driving my truck with the automatic tranny is making me soft too.

ROTFLMAO!!!!

By the way - What's an "SVY"???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


way to be smooth jay

Wow, I don't even know what to say.

thats way we wait until night time to start drinking. j/k

I've discovered my problem. I need a vacation.

well if you take a look at your keyboard you'll se that the "Y" and the "T" are right next to eachother. Plus I guess I didn't check the title for mistakes before posting.

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