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#339702 08/03/02 03:16 AM
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Did you know...

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years,
no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible
for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze,you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.



Don't deny it, you tried to lick your elbow! laugh


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#339703 08/03/02 03:20 AM
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I DID NOT!

But I did run off 5000 copies of my butt! wink


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#339704 08/03/02 03:58 AM
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Wow. Just wow. And yeah, I tried licking my elbow. I'll admit it. Sad to say I am also at work and my coworkers saw. I'm never kissing my girlfriend again either if she's wearing lipstick. That is so gross.

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This is a repost :p

And yeah, my history teacher had an interesting story of "an aquaintance" who sneezed and one eyeball popped out and was dangling down and ... well, I'll just stop here ... eek


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Can't....quite....reach....okay, I give up...

Stupid elbow thing...


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I tried the elbow thing.. also M&Ms contain bits of beetle shell(that's why melts in your mouth not in your hand)...


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they melt in my hands!
that stupid dye gets all over the place if you hold them too long.


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Own3d by teh elbow laugh

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Quote:
also M&Ms contain bits of beetle shell
I'll never eat another M&M as long as I live.....ok maybe the crunchy ones, but I'll gag afterwards!


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I can lick my wifes elbow (it avoids the fish scales that way) eek eek laugh laugh


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