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GM: All Models, While holding second station preset down, right turn signal on, hit brake. Audio system will energize and a short welcome message from Bob Lutz will be heard, desparately thanking you for buying another unimpressive GM vehicle.
Ford: Early Explorer Models, Turn ignition to accessory, hold right and left window down switches, left or right turn of wheel will toggle odometer output from numbers to a series of skull/crossbone icons.
Thought these up yesterday, so I know this wasn't posted before. Come on folks, I'm sure we can find more...
ex 99 tropic green svt - 02 Sebring Convertible - Top down, FLA, A1A, Aaayyy.
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1995-2000 Contour/Mystique: Accelerate to 4000RPM, turn fan switch to "high," press "power" on the radio. The part number for a new waterpump will appear in the radio display.
1974-present Chevrolet Camaro: Activate left turn signal, pull up parking brake, press horn button. A "Mullets 4-Eva" bumper sticker will arrive in your mailbox within 3 days.
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1996-Present Dodge Neon - Accelerate to 4000rpm.
- Shift into Drive(or 1st for MTX)
- Releash Clutch
- Depress Gas
Nothing wlil happen...Car will not move, or will barely shudder.. OOPS.. just like always..  Ray
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Unbeknownst to many people, the Dodge Ram Elderly Transportation Vehicles ("Elder-buses" as we like to call 'em) have hydrolics. Pop it in gear and put your foot on the gas: hard then off, repeat several times and enjoy the front suspension action! My youth group leader did this .. we were the most pimpin' elderbus at Wright's Chicken Farm
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It has spent 1.5 years under the wrong identity ;-)
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I seriously dont think anyone that has "mullets 4 ever" bumper stick can afford Camaros then again, Valley Ford here is almost GIVING away Mustangs, saw a FULLY LOADED 2002 GT Convertible, the window sticker said 26K, the windshield said "Drive it home for 19K!" :p Cheapest V8 F-Body I've seen is 27K, friend of mine has a new SS Camaro Convert, and it was nearly 40K, and as we all know, traoler trash mullet people cant even afford 40K for a house, say nothing of a car! :p Another one; Ford Mustang, 1994+: lift parking brake twice, press the brake, turn steering wheel left to right, lock to lock...Cyndi Laupers version of "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" will start playing on the radio  :p
YOUNGEST CEG MEMBER 1995 Mystique LS V6 ATX, Moonlight Blue Clearcoat Metallic, Atlantis blue cloth. Fully loaded except leather, sunroof, and CD. 1990 Pontiac 6000 S/E AWD Brilliant White with 2-tone Gray leather, fully loaded
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I heard somewhere that if you do a U turn in a Contour it morphs into a GSR...any truth in that? :p I wonder if you can pick which year you want?  j/k and lol @ Dan 
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Originally posted by 2G Sport: I heard somewhere that if you do a U turn in a Contour it morphs into a GSR...any truth in that? :p I wonder if you can pick which year you want?
j/k and lol @ Dan ROTFLMAO
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Honda Civic: While driving 35mph, activate left turn signal, tap brake pedal 3 times, and a Type-R badge will appear below rear tail lamp.
Dan Parmelee
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"I heard Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms"
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