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Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating up people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell
them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge 600 - Will that be paper or plastic?
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph & change
lanes when I pull up behind them
Ford Pickup - I watch professional wrestling.
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the Fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the Fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than
no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a rip about J.D. Power or his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the
shop 280 days per year.
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler
Mazda RX-7 - I couldn't afford a Toyota Supra.
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Porsche - I have more money than brains.
Porshce Turbo Carrera - I think it would be really cool to die in a
wreck.
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Range Rover - I am a rich yuppie pretending I'm driving across the
Serengeti
Chevy Blazer - I am a rich yuppie pretending I'm driving a Patton
tank
Suburban - I am a rich yuppie in a real tank. Get out of my way or
die.
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchanan is a liberal
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife
ex 99 tropic green svt - 02 Sebring Convertible - Top down, FLA, A1A, Aaayyy.
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Ford Mustang: I enjoy having a car that was designed for women.
YOUNGEST CEG MEMBER  1995 Mystique LS V6 ATX, Moonlight Blue Clearcoat Metallic, Atlantis blue cloth. Fully loaded except leather, sunroof, and CD. 1990 Pontiac 6000 S/E AWD Brilliant White with 2-tone Gray leather, fully loaded
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Ford Contour: I drive 5 mph under the speed limit (typical stereotype)
Ford SVT Contour: I live for curves
Matthew
98.5 Contour SE V6
It has spent 1.5 years under the wrong identity ;-)
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no its Ford SVT Contour: I couldnt afford the BMW   :p
Jonathan
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Originally posted by Moonlight Mystique:
Ford Mustang: I enjoy having a car that was designed for women. are you seriously on crack?! I don't think the mustang has EVER been designed for women since the mustang has come into existence! oh wait, just reread who posted this... nevermind, don't answer.
Kim
2001 Mercury Cougar C2
1995 Contour GL
Quote: Originally posted by shotwell:
Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2: Originally posted by Moonlight Mystique:
[b]Ford Mustang: I enjoy having a car that was designed for women.
I don't think the mustang has EVER been designed for women since the mustang has come into existence!
oh wait, just reread who posted this...
nevermind, don't answer.[/b]oddly enough originally that was fords market for the mustang...
Joe Hartley "yes I know it's a MTX Zetec but it beats having a ATX Duratec" Champagne 96 GL MTX some mods dynoed at 114.2whp and 124.4wtq (pre CTA intake) 16.858 @ 80.76mph (yes it's slow but still faster than D Davis) AIM: ZetecRacing My Site My Profile
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Originally posted by ZetecRacing: Originally posted by frenchblueC2: [b] Originally posted by Moonlight Mystique:
[b]Ford Mustang: I enjoy having a car that was designed for women. are you seriously on crack?! I don't think the mustang has EVER been designed for women since the mustang has come into existence! oh wait, just reread who posted this... nevermind, don't answer.[/b] Correct! I saw that Mustang episode of "Automobiles" on the History Channel this week. Pretty interesting history that the Mustang has!
P. Valdez 1998 VW Jetta TDI 1.9L I4 direct injection turbo diesel 5 speed manual no mods, no money AIM:PackRatTDI My exhaust smells better than yours.
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Originally posted by frenchblueC2: Originally posted by Moonlight Mystique:
[b]Ford Mustang: I enjoy having a car that was designed for women.
I don't think the mustang has EVER been designed for women since the mustang has come into existence!
oh wait, just reread who posted this...
nevermind, don't answer.[/b]Do we have a closet Mustang owner here?
Silver E1
I'm afraid Speed Demon has given me the mod bug.
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My favorite is the Crown Victoria one. I think they should discontinue painting non-cop C-Vics white.
Silver E1
I'm afraid Speed Demon has given me the mod bug.
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wasn't the mystique originally targeted at women too?? i thought i heard that somewhere. (seriously!)
98.5 SVT E1, Silver Frost
5083 / 6535 born 3/18/98
Removed Resonator, K&N Filter
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