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Warning Signs of a BAD Mechanic:
He asks you if your car runs on regular, unleaded, or extra cheese.
He repeatedly asks you how much you have in your checking account.
He used to be the CEO of Enron.
He casually mentions that he thinks used-car salesmen are ?too honest?
After you tell him how the car has been acting, he says, ?It?s probably just a problem with the
doohickey?.
You can see a dartboard in his office with sections labeled, ?Fuel Pump?, ?Transmission?, and
?Fat-Wallet Special: Cracked Engine Block?.
You can?t see any tools in the garage, only lots and lots of rolls of duct tape.
When you pull up, he yells over his shoulder, ?Hey Cooter! Live one pullin? up!?
He tries to diagnose engine problems with a tuning fork.
When you hand him your car keys, he says, ?What the hell are these??
While you?re telling him what?s wrong with the car, he?s rifling through your glove compartment
looking for spare change.
Instead of overalls, he wears a Mickey Mouse costume.
He continually refers to your car as a ?horse-less carriage?.
He brags about being the lead engineer that built the Yugo.
He asks you, ?You mind if I live in this thing until it?s fixed??
He asks you what grade mayonnaise you?ve been using.
He immediately hops behind the wheel, starts bouncing up and down, blowing the horn and yelling
?Wheeeee!? like a five year old.
He refers to the engine as ?that thingy?.
He tells you the car will be ready when it?s paid for his next vacation.
He repeatedly calls you ?Mr. Moron Suckerface?
