Contour Enthusiasts Group Archives Forums General Common Interests Who would win? Mel or Bruce?

Okay, Outlawd and I have been arguing about this for several months. I say Bruce Willis would stomp Mel Gibson a mudhole and walk it dry. Outlawd says Bruce is fat and slow.
Mel cries in almost every movie he is in.
Has Bruce ever worn pantyhose in a movie? NOOOOO!!
To Outlawd:--- Mel is as ghey as Spiderman!!!!

Bruce all the way!! Mel is just some middle-aged guy, nothing more.

Bruce Willis is a mad pimp.
He was even bangin the Porn Star Alisha Klass (Seymore Butt's films)

Then again Mel Ginson was a bad man in Payback!

I say its a toss-up. Really depends on whether or not Mel is wearing his kilt.

I give the edge to Bruce!

Oh it is on now!

I'll say what I always say to this, have you ever seen Mel walk on broken glass?

Bruce Willis all the way! Plus he got to bang Demee Moore! :p

This is a match-up worthy of Grudge Match . I have no detailed analysis, but IMHO Mel Gibson would win. Why? He has played more butt-kickin characters than Bruce. Mad Max, William Wallace, Martin Riggs, and Brett Maverick vs. John McClane.

First of all Bruce has to tape up his little footsies after he walked on FAKE glass. He wasn't even man enough to handle Demi Moore even though he liked it when she looked like a guy in G.I.Jane and once she started growing her out he freaked.
O yeah he looked real good in "THE KID".
Bruce Willis is to old fat and slow he would be out of breath just pulling his pants up from getting ramed in the pooper from the guy in THE JACKYL when he was being ghey.

Couple more things Die Hard just 3 Should have been just 1. Lethal Weapon had 4 and keeps getting better. Plus Mel beat Jet Lee enough said Jet lee is BADD and Mel is the only one that would step up to the challenge.
Have I mentioned that Bruce is out of shape yet.
Bruce couldn't even beat Webster or Mam and George for that matter.

Hmm...me thinks Robbie secretly likes Mel a lil too much. And uhm Jet Li would totally take Mel, but he got paid to go down, foo!

Hmmm...Mel got his guts ripped out in front of his face and all he had to say about it was "FREEEEEEEDDDDOOOOMMMMMM".

Don't get me wrong, Bruce is hard, but Mel beats him. Bruce has been in a Disney movie, for crying out loud.

whatever that movie brucie did with the friends guy was, bruce's arms looked a little rubbery...where did his muscle tone go???

mel seems in much better shape but i think maybe willis would whoop him til mel's hair implants popped out

payback was the shizzo though