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Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"

Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

Say "Darn, this water is cold."

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,"Whoa! Easy boy !!"

Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"

Say, "Darn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Play a well known drum cadence over and oven again on your butt cheeks

Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down you "Cross-Dressers Anonymous"newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"

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lol, those are good. i like the Elevator ones too, they had my rolling.

like open up your briefcase a bit and whisper, "got enough air in there?"


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Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.
BWAAHAAAHAAAAA - by far the best one smile


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Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"


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Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.

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BWAAHAAAHAAAAA - by far the best one

If I even heard that I'd run screaming from the bathroom!


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[b]Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh. Sigh relaxingly.
BWAAHAAAHAAAAA - by far the best one smile [/b]
I wanna try that. That is too funny! :p


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smile What about if you do the cantaloupe one and then ask yourself how that got in there?


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