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heres a lame joke my dad told me.
this woman had 3 daughters, one day one of the daughters walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me rose?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a rose petal fell on your head, so we called you rose."
a little later the second daughter walked up to her mother and asked "mommy, why did you name me tulip?" the mother replied "well when you were little, a tulip fell on your head, so we called you tulip."
a bit later, the third daughter walks up to her mother and says "mgwhgmsh ,mskjhgem ghewrgjkngsj ewhskhfm hewfkjngmngwjn wenjkfh (jibberish), the mother looked at her daughter and said "oh shutup cinderblock"
i thought it was funny.
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LOL infuryum, that movie is hilarious! Probably hurt though.
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Originally posted by infuryum: *crash The joke sucked but that vid was the chit.
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Originally posted by infuryum: *crash Now we need someone with video editing skills to make that one of the trolls.
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yeah, but that video looks so fake.... who sits ona rock, can't hear some fat kid run behind him, and um he clubs him with the spade, and like it takes him a second to fall on the ground... hrm
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No Cat, SVT Dual Exhaust, 2 N1 Mufflers, IAT , Diablo Chip, Iceman Intake, Polished TB, "new tranny"
Various other crap, no more mods for a while, just moved.
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1995 Honda Civic CX Hatchback
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stuff.
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That happened to me once. 
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I love that video, altho I saw it about 3 years ago 
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