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Along the drive from Vegas to LA, I decide to make a stop at one of those Rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall...
- Hi there, how is it going?
Ok I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to say so finally I say:
- Not bad...
Then the voice says:
- So, what are you doing?
I am starting to find this a bit weird, but I say:
- Well, I'm going back to LA...
Then I hear the person say all flustered:
- Look I'll call you back - every time I ask you a question - this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me!
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That happened to me once. 
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~~~~~~~~TRAVIS~~~~~~~~ Now driving: I MEAN NOT DRIVING---- 1995 Contour SE Maroon, MTX, sunroof w/rain-guard, neons, and audio replaced. Side Markers installed and headlight strobes also now on. *KKM tru-rev - I love it 9mm FMS blue wires SVT Upper SVT exhaust SUPERCHIP˛ custom ram air Newest mod = f***ed up engine, prolly shot, yeah
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I like reading the walls.
"For manly love be here at 12am"
"For BJ go to water fountain and rub cock"
"NC Camel Jockey is a homo"
"Here I sit on the pooper giving birth to a new state trooper but all I could do was fart and pee so I'll have to settle for a DOT"
"Death Ray wuz here."
"I saw you take that **** now put it back"
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You liar. You know you write those on the walls.
Worse, you probably show up at midnight. :rolleyes:
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~~~~~~~~TRAVIS~~~~~~~~ Now driving: I MEAN NOT DRIVING---- 1995 Contour SE Maroon, MTX, sunroof w/rain-guard, neons, and audio replaced. Side Markers installed and headlight strobes also now on. *KKM tru-rev - I love it 9mm FMS blue wires SVT Upper SVT exhaust SUPERCHIP˛ custom ram air Newest mod = f***ed up engine, prolly shot, yeah
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Originally posted by infuryum:
Worse, you probably show up at midnight. :rolleyes: Yeah, and you never show up! No manly love 4 me. I guess I'll have to stick to t3h wom3n.
P. Valdez 1998 VW Jetta TDI 1.9L I4 direct injection turbo diesel 5 speed manual no mods, no money AIM:PackRatTDI My exhaust smells better than yours.
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