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How did that go again? Boys are made of dirt, snails and puppy dog's tails (close enough) Girls are made of sugar, spice and everything nice Well that's horse shiit Girls are made of PURE EVIL!!!  Well... maybe not mom or grandma... BUT THE REST ARE EVIL! The End.
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My advice and tips to you single guys:
- Get some balls; you will be surprised who you can pick up if you just try. I found that some of the most attarctive women are the easiest to approach. Don't be afraid of making a fool of yourself; you will feel more foolish when you see that girl you wanted w/ some other slug!
- Don't approach girls in large groups, say at a bar. They almost never want to dance, etc., because they are afraid of what the others might think.
- Ditto girls by themselves. They are usually looking for someone in particular and that ain't you! Or they are gloating at how many dudes they can piss-off by telling them to get lost.
- If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with! (sounds like a song!)
...if I only knew then what I know now!!!!!!!!
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W3rd, man... I found what I know to be something REAL in a dance club/bar atmosphere.... It happens, and it will continue to happen.. Keep your chin up... I was single for the LONGEST time, after my last break up, and I went there to "find a girl", for a year and a half... NEVER a single HINT of someone that interested me. I stopped looking, and started going just to hang out, and have fun... FOR MYSELF... and she walked RIGHT IN TO MY ARMS... literally.. lol..  
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Originally posted by Pete D: Sway, don't go saying that you are single too loud, the leghumping army might hear you  <------Won't leg hump until she's 18..haha :p
Warning: Management is not responsible for lost or stolen virginity.
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Originally posted by *Sway*:
its okay, im living the single life too :rolleyes: It just proves that guys are morons b/c a woman like *Sway* is still single/available. I tell you, if I wasn't an attached gentleman... Seriously though Kathryn, one day your man will show up and make it all worth while. The unfortunate part is that I can't forsee who or when.
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Go here: http://www.askmen.com/ and see the doctor. Doc Love that is. By the way, you guys ever notice that when you're in a relationship, other women seem to be more attracted to you? Then when your relationship breaks up, those other women seem to disappear? I guess it's something about women wanting what they can't have and the fact that when you're in a relationship you may act differently (happy, confident). Anyway, the solution? Wear a fake wedding ring! A friend of mine used to do that and he had to fight 'em off! Ain't psychology grand? Karl
*** It's all about consistency! ***
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Originally posted by PackRat:
Girls suck, throw lit sticks of dynamite at them. Nah....best way to get back is to ignore them when they start sniffing around again. Deny their very existence, it has worked for me. BTW, who here is single the longest ?? I'm going on 4 years ! It is my choice though.
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Girls are not evil ... Boys are just bitter because we are much wiser lol @ leghumpers..... my room-mate had to create a new photo album for the pictures of me humping varies legs.. What a freak I am... Sway, you are next if you come to the National Meet. Maybe you can join us in the Mud Wrestling event... woo hoo!!!
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DanB's right, sounds like that commercial on TV. . .group dynamics screw up any interaction with a girl, one on one is easier, that's how I got mine, and it's been 5 (cough long cough) years. . .like he said, learn to love who you're with. . .like everyone said before, a different person will find something unique about you that the last person you were with was annoyed by; these few words I live by: THERE IS NO PERFECT PERSON FOR YOU OUT THERE, THAT PERFECT PERSON JUST HAS THE RIGHT BLEND OF FAULTS YOU CAN TOLERATE. A good REALTIONSHIP is two people that can DEAL with each others idiosyncracies; if that meshes, the sex, and all that other good stuff cum with time. . .
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I have a new idea to meet some women, which I will hopefully be trying out soon. I went and got a disposable camera to keep in the car and if I see a good lookin girl walk by or something then I'll just ask if I can take her picture with my car. It could be a good ice breaker, and if she actually lets me take it, then we leghumpers will have hottie pics to look at when I post them..hahahaha
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