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or for the ones you just dont want to think baout  My love for you is like diaharrea, I just can't hold it in. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus. I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex. and some other ones I like but would never use  err yeah I swear I would not use them. So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you? I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee? --- She says, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" I say "Do you have the energy?"
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Originally posted by *Sway*: hey hey, we can be like squirrels- i'll pop into your black hole and we can bust a nut!!!
 Did someone try to pick up on you with these lines? :p
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Originally posted by *Sway*: let's play war. 
i'll lay here and you can blow me away.  Stop it, your killing me!
P. Valdez 1998 VW Jetta TDI 1.9L I4 direct injection turbo diesel 5 speed manual no mods, no money AIM:PackRatTDI My exhaust smells better than yours.
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They would have to be nutz to do so... Originally posted by LoCoZetec2.HO: Originally posted by *Sway*: [b]hey hey, we can be like squirrels- i'll pop into your black hole and we can bust a nut!!!
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Originally posted by moxnix:
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
Bwahaha, only in Frederick would these lines be appropriate...
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KKM - Bassani - MSDS - BAT - ES - Unorthodox - HID - Dyna-batt - Koni - Ground Control - 17" MAS Italy Rodger - Quaife - Fidanza
"Every easy girl I have been with has been either a hosebeast or a headcase" - Pete D
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My favourite... Q. "Hey do you have any Australian in you?"  A. "No"  Q. "Well, would you like some?"  HEHEHEHE 
Regards, Anastazi Father of the Aussie Bar anastazi.sarigiannis@aam.com"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." ----------------------------------- 2000 Silver Frost SVT #1126 of 2150 8" AFE/"Big-Mouth" Intake, Modified BAT Pipe, IAT Mod - A'PEXi S-AFC, Superchip, No Secondaries, Cobra/CSVT Hybrid MAF, Magnaflow True Duals, MYSTERY Mod, Autolite AWSF22FS's and FMS Wires, ES MM Inserts, Cross Drilled/Slotted Rotors w/ Greenstuffs, APR DTM Spoiler, Escort Cossie Vents, NACA Duct, Mirko Splitter, Koni's & H&R Springs, 24mm "Aussie" Sway Bar, 18" Enkei RS-5, 225/40R18 KDW-2's. Pioneer DEH-P7000R, TS-6975's, TS-6855's, MTX BE104, MTX Blue Thunder PRO502 http://www.geocities.com/qikslvrsvt
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Wanna play rebuild the motor? You be the motor and I'll bore and stroke ya.
Do you wash your pants in windex cuz I can see myself in them.
The first Blown 3 Liter!
"Drive it till the wheels fall off" -my personal motto!!!!
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-Nice shoes, wanna f***? -Is your dad mad at god? Woman: No why? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. -Do you have a quarter? Woman: Why? Because my mom told me to call her when I found the woman of my dreams. -Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel! -Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? -Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! -What's your favorite position on extramarital sex? -Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb. -If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". -Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass. -Hi, my name is Todd. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure. -Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. -Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?  
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Originally posted by *Sway*: hey hey, we can be like squirrels- i'll pop into your black hole and we can bust a nut!!!
gotta love the filthy mouthed chicks of CEG  http://www.contour.org/cgi-ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=21&t=001193&p=
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Quote: Originally posted by shotwell:
Yeah, I keep checking too. I'm afraid that just as the site goes down my car will burst into flames or something (knocking rapidly on wood)!
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Drop a packet of sugar in front of a girl, then pick it up and hand it to her and tell her she dropped her name tag.
Warning: Management is not responsible for lost or stolen virginity.
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