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I went into my kitchen this morning to find out that my kids had broken 3 cartons of eggs on the floor and various other objects in the kitchen. Needless to say I had to try and clean it up. Did you know that eggs are the grossest things known to man? After cleaning up the floor it was time to go try and clean off the kids. It looked to me like they were eating the eggs because they had eggs all over their faces.

Ah....I have one kid out of wedlock (failed engagement) and I am so glad she is past this stage.

Eggs are very nasty indeed.

How old is she Mike? Mine are 2 and 9 months. It was nasty as hell, I will tell you that much.

My little girl is eight years old.

You could always beat them! Really look on the brite side, I may not have any kids but I have nephues etc! and baby **** is the worst. You could have woken up to a smeared diaper on the floor!

Yeah she is quite a bit older. I am glad that I didn't have a diaper smeared on the floor.

Hell you, think of mike shes eight!

LOL!!! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!! I hate to say it Colter, but you soooooo deserve it!
But seriously...watch 'em both to make sure they don't get sick. You can get salmonilla (sp?) from raw eggs, and numerous other things... so watch them close, K?

I will watch them. Thanks for the support Keysha. :rolleyes: I can't wait till I can teach your son more about "sacks". :p

Don't you think you've done enough damage already????? He's still traumatized over your last little 'lesson' on sacks!