Rice-be-gone:
Our story starts simple enough… beautiful girl makes it in the big city and decides she wants more, so our heroine Kristi goes back to school. She wants to enrich and enlighten herself thus enriching society more. Inspired by Kristi, her best friend Lori decides to do the same. While Kristi has chosen Mechanical Engineering, Lori decides on Biology as her major. School is great for the girls. Even though they are wildly popular and have an amazing social life they quickly develop their skills and the professors decide to put them on advanced projects. Kristi even meets and falls in love with the dashing and handsome Mika. All is well for our girls.
Kristi is put in charge of designing and building a “Super Vehicle Transport” since NASA is interested in her designs for transport on future Moon and Mars missions she flies to Houston to give a speech on her SVT project. She explains that her ceramic turbine, turbocharged, direct injection, 2-cycle, low emission, hybrid-electric vehicle that is based off the Segway self balancing technology. As they shower her with praise Kristi just takes it in stride. That's just the way she is. As she relays the day's events to her love Mika she says she really doesn't understand the fuss for what is basically a two wheeled, one person, go-kart that goes fast and makes a lot of noise.
Back at the Biology Lab Lori is working on a study of rare German insects. When tragedy strikes! A teacher's assistant who is jealous of Lori's brains and good looks does not close one of the cages and Lori gets bitten, by a VW bug! There is a lot of concern because not much is known about the insect that bit her. She is rushed to the hospital and to her hunky doctor's amazement she appears to be unharmed. Since he is a dedicated doctor he decides to stay at Lori's bedside and show her his manners. (it's all-professional… for now)
As Kristi takes Lori home from the hospital their car is run off the road by a riced up Toyota. Furious they both declare someone should do something about those menaces to society.
Later while resting Lori starts to feel strange and calls for Kristi. They watch as Lori begins to transform into DasVWBabe! A mythical superhero with the ability to “un-rice” cars. Lori is thrilled because her outfit is awesome. A skintight bustier and short skirt with thigh-high leather boots. They talk about the many gadgets Kristi has developed that can aid in their quest to rid the world of ricer cars. While Kristi works on last minute changes Lori designs an amazing form-fitting leather cat suit for Kristi. Can you say Meow!
Lil-SVT and DasVWBabe as they are now known race through the night ridding the world of badly modded foreign cars. Kristi on her SVT and Lori on her VW. Their progress is good and swift. However to really rid the world of ricers they know they must face the king of all ricers and defeat him in battle. So they head off to the Fast and the Furious convention. Ready for their fight they call him out together. “Rice-a-roni, your time has come!” Fearing the end for all ricers everywhere Rice-a-roni calls for his sidekicks Uncle Ben and Mahatma. An all out brawl breaks out fists are flying but Lil-SVT and DasVWBabe dodge them all with their Ninja like speed. Just when our heroines think it's all over Rice-a-roni grabs a bottle of NOS and threatens to blow them all up. Without warning the wind suddenly picks up and the greatest superhero of all arrives….THE TYPHOON! Lil-SVT risking all grabs the NOS and throws it to THE TYPHOON, he quickly crushes the bottle of NOS in his strong and manly hands. He declares that there shall be no more ricer cars! And the people rejoice.
Later at the house the good doctor makes a “house call” to check on Lori and Mika arrives to talk to Kristi. He tell her how much he loves her and that he wants to spend the rest of his life with her but…. (there it is- the big-ol-butt) he has something he has to tell her before they can make a lifelong commitment. Scared and nervous Kristi tell him to go on. Mika shyly looks down as if to gain his courage then looks her in the eyes and tells her he is in fact THE TYPHOON. He asks if that would be a problem in their marriage. Kristi laughingly says ….no I don't think it will be.
THE END
and with that A$$ it would look good!!!!!!