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Dang it.
My brakes were feelin' a bit greasy an' I needed a fast ride, so I wuz out on the Lake Boulevard (25mph) an decided to do it, traffic or no....
I ripped up to 130mph to slam on my brakes to heat them babies up to clean em' and DANG, a chipmunk ran out in front O' me and I swerved to miss that li'l critter. I got all sideways, lost it and spun like I was on a carnival ride!!! I went right up over the curb 300 feet on the grass, still spinning! and wacked three GRANNIES eating lunch at a picnic table.
They flew at least a 100 ft. One managed to hit a pole, one went through another cars' windshield, and the third, bless her soul, wound up hanging in a tree.
The Cops came and thanked me for clearin' out some of those "no-good" Grannies, always hanging out in the park, causing trouble...
After the Cops left with the Grannies in cuffs For causing damage to my car, I went back out and finished cleaning my brakes... What a day.
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Damn Grannies always get in the way! 
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Yeah, I always have to scrape some off my front grill after a long 'spirited' drive. They seem to just insist on playing in traffic I guess.
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Sometimes I wish I had a bazooka fitted to my Contour, to blast a couple of the "blue-rinse" brigade off the road when they insist on doing 10 under, in the left laft in there Grand Marquis/Buick Park Avenue's/Cadillac Seville's/Oldsmobile 98's. 
Regards, Anastazi Father of the Aussie Bar anastazi.sarigiannis@aam.com"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected us as kids, we'd all run around in a darkened room, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." ----------------------------------- 2000 Silver Frost SVT #1126 of 2150 8" AFE/"Big-Mouth" Intake, Modified BAT Pipe, IAT Mod - A'PEXi S-AFC, Superchip, No Secondaries, Cobra/CSVT Hybrid MAF, Magnaflow True Duals, MYSTERY Mod, Autolite AWSF22FS's and FMS Wires, ES MM Inserts, Cross Drilled/Slotted Rotors w/ Greenstuffs, APR DTM Spoiler, Escort Cossie Vents, NACA Duct, Mirko Splitter, Koni's & H&R Springs, 24mm "Aussie" Sway Bar, 18" Enkei RS-5, 225/40R18 KDW-2's. Pioneer DEH-P7000R, TS-6975's, TS-6855's, MTX BE104, MTX Blue Thunder PRO502 http://www.geocities.com/qikslvrsvt
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Originally posted by Stazi the Aussie: Sometimes I wish I had a bazooka fitted to my Contour, to blast a couple of the "blue-rinse" brigade off the road when they insist on doing 10 under, in the left laft in there Grand Marquis/Buick Park Avenue's/Cadillac Seville's/Oldsmobile 98's. Hey Stazi, you forgot to mention those damn Buick Roadmasters! But on a serious note, I think that everyone after the age of 55 should be required to take another drivers license exam.
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You oughta sue them grannies for damaging your car!
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I have a special stereo with subwoofer horns aimed at the front so if I get behind some Grannies out stalking the streets, I blast 'em with some Lawrence Welk I taped off the TV. At 140DB, with that accordian music they can't help themselves and start tryin' to dance, an' usually loose control and crash, Freeing up some roadway space to move on out.
Proves Grannies can't dance and drive.
The only problem with this method is all the Grannie litter on the roadways
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I only speed in christian school zones, but I consider it okay because I am so drunk at the time, I usually don't remember a thing. I used to rally race through senior citizen facilities, but the smell of geritol really disturbes me. 
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Icey Mike:
[QBBut on a serious note, I think that everyone after the age of 55 should be required to take another drivers license exam.[/QB]
55????? You think we shrivel up and become imcompetent THAT early? OK, but I'd like to ride along on Mario Andretti's test....
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Elizabeth you have got one crazy imagination.
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