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#1628363 08/11/06 11:55 AM
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When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.

I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her but In just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later...



















she became his stepmother.



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#1628364 08/11/06 11:59 AM
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Saw that one coming


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#1628365 08/11/06 05:29 PM
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Heh, was it Anna Nicole Smith?


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#1628366 08/11/06 05:30 PM
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O snap!


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