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How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter. 
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Originally posted by Jerry J:
How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter.
actually she was really happy to see me too. Besides, we spent all of the day together, all three of us... With the exception of an hour for just Laura and I to get ice cream. Their day was getting pretty boring because a storm was moving in when I got there.
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Originally posted by AliasJerkâ�??¢:
Originally posted by Jerry J:
How's the mom supposed to feel; you hijacked her vacation w/ her daughter.
actually she was really happy to see me too. Besides, we spent all of the day together, all three of us... With the exception of an hour for just Laura and I to get ice cream. Their day was getting pretty boring because a storm was moving in when I got there.
[dirty old man] heh heh heh [/dirty old man]
Hmmm....is the mom hot too? Could have VERRRYYYY interesting ramifications!!
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Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...
You both need to get your own.
-Andy
I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.
Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting! 
So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...
...nope, still illegal!
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...
You both need to get your own.
-Andy
I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.
Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!
So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...
...nope, still illegal!
Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.
Originally posted by www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm:
In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".
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Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...
You both need to get your own.
-Andy
I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.
Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!
So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...
...nope, still illegal!
Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.
Originally posted by http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm :
In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".
Well... uhh... I'm 22!
I guess I could add a cooler story on the end...
US personnel are prohibited from partaking in a prostitute's services... However, the regulations do not say that I am not allowed to traffic these prostitutes.
And I've read that a 14 year old girl can become a prostitute with parental consent... The prostitution law is pretty vauge, but can be interpreted that way.
...So I can pimp dat ho... just not allowed to have sex with her 
But I think they are adding some things into the UCMJ about trafficing in persons that does not allow me to pimp hoes.
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by The Spelling Nazi:
Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
Originally posted by BloodyTomFlint:
Originally posted by Barge:
Originally posted by Andy W.:
Blah blah... ending...
You both need to get your own.
-Andy
I wasn't the one telling the story... if you're going to tell a story don't tell one with a lame ending.
Exactly. At least lie to us, we won't know the difference. Make it interesting!
So this 15 year old girl that was staring at me...
...nope, still illegal!
Actually, if you were 18 or under, she'd be fair game for you by German law. You might still be kosher up to 21. Of course, I believe even in Germany as a serviceman you'd still be held to US laws regarding this.
Originally posted by [url=http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm:
http://www.avert.org/aofconsent.htm[/url] ] In Germany, sexual intercourse is legal from the age of 14 provided the older partner is aged under 18 and provided they are not "exploiting a coercive situation" or offering compensation. In addition, sex between one partner aged 14-15 and another aged under 21 is legal unless the older partner "exploits the victim's lack of capacity for sexual self-determination".
Well... uhh... I'm 22!
I guess I could add a cooler story on the end...
US personnel are prohibited from partaking in a prostitute's services... However, the regulations do not say that I am not allowed to traffic these prostitutes.
And I've read that a 14 year old girl can become a prostitute with parental consent... The prostitution law is pretty vauge, but can be interpreted that way.
...So I can pimp dat ho... just not allowed to have sex with her
But I think they are adding some things into the UCMJ about trafficing in persons that does not allow me to pimp hoes.
Holy [censored], this went from a cute story about a girl I surprised to legal prostitution rules in Germany... what are the odds?
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They have girls that sit along the B40 secondary road right off some American installations (one AF, one Army) in motorhomoes with red or bright white lights hanging from the mirror... Originally posted by AliasJerkâ�??¢:
Every time I see/make a post about a girl someone says "PIIHB" Its like... a CEG catchphrase... I find myself saying it to other people on AIM and such.
I wanted to bring this up earlier, but I forgot about it...
Whenever I mention "PIIHB," nobody knows what I'm talking about. Guess it is a CEG thing...
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Originally posted by AliasJerkâ�??¢:
Holy [censored], this went from a cute story about a girl I surprised to legal prostitution rules in Germany... what are the odds?
I'd think by now you'd know the odds are REALLY REALLY high!
BDK - Pimp away before they take away your right to do it!
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You gotta fight....
for your right....
to sell p<censored>yyyyy!
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane:
motorhomoes
Is that a derogatory word?
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