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Yesterday I was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine.I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there. The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her To draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there" What's a 710?
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Sounds like something my g/f would say. 
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Search CEG for 710. 
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Originally posted by todras:
Search CEG for 710.
I can't find it. besides, who's gonna look for a joke in the search section? And don't wink at me, it's really creepy.
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Originally posted by todras:
So you don't look like you're so '03.
Originally posted by Tourgasm's reg:
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I'm sure he cares what happened in 03. 
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Funny!
I never heard of that before. I was what the heck?!?!?
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me neither, I laughed out loud at work.
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Originally posted by Y2KSVT:
Originally posted by todras:
So you don't look like you're so '03.
Originally posted by Tourgasm's reg:
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I'm sure he cares what happened in 03.
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The "710 Cap" joke is older than the internet.
Function before fashion.
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