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Suck it Trebek! And by Trebek I mean Seaegee!
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I usually crane my neck out the door and look up and down the street and then ask, "Does anyone know you're here? Why don't you come in? I have somehting really cool in my basement I want to show..." I've only done it twice, but it creeped the phuk out of em...
98 GL sport (V6 MTX)
The Durable Duratec? - (DMD, Metal impeller WaterPump, Synth & Stinky in the tranny)
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I have no life
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Originally posted by joe: I usually crane my neck out the door and look up and down the street and then ask, "Does anyone know you're here? Why don't you come in? I have somehting really cool in my basement I want to show..." I've only done it twice, but it creeped the phuk out of em...
Post of the day right there.
-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
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Originally posted by joe: I usually crane my neck out the door and look up and down the street and then ask, "Does anyone know you're here? Why don't you come in? I have somehting really cool in my basement I want to show..." I've only done it twice, but it creeped the phuk out of em...
i just spit out my jimmy johns sub laughing so hard
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Originally posted by Jerry J: Who uses 88 bottles of cleaner in their whole lifetime? Thus far, I'd say I have probably used up a few bottles of Windex and maybe a whole Simple Green.
I know that I personally have probably 8 different bottles of cleaner in my bathroom closet. Windex, Lysol, tub&tile cleaner, Resolve, etc... Then you go out into my garage, and I've got dash cleaner, wheel cleaner, glass cleaner, trim cleaner, etc... Between the house and the garage, I've got probably 15 bottles of cleaners, totalling probably $60+. Even if I can only get 50 bottles out of the gallon jug, it's still worth it. 
Mark
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My favourite door-to-door story is one that was in the news last year (IIRC) -- a bunch of people in Kansas got sick after agreeing to get work done by a guy posing as a door-to-door tattoo artist.  Needless to say, the "artist" got arrested for essentially going door-to-door selling hepatitis.....
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97 BMW 540I Sport, six speed
"Blue is for sky, black is for soil, and white is for simplicity, purity and hope for the future"
"A coveted car should never stunt your life, but should make it more rich and interesting."
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Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm sorry I do not know anything about any money laundering.
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Originally posted by Big Daddy Kane: 
Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.
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I'm sorry I do not know anything about any money laundering.
That movie is the fuggin bomb!! I bought a Kirby vacuum from a door to door salesman about 5 or so years ago. I am still VERY happy with it. Its heavy as hell but very good. I can make is blow stuff up too. I love it!
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I was wondering when someone was going to bring up Office Space!
I've never had a real salesperson come to the door. Jehova's Witnesses in the past but nothing recently. I suppose living in the sticks (well, as sticky as the sticks get in central MA) helps.
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Originally posted by IRingTwyce: Not everything sold door-to-door is crap. For a short period of time, I sold Kirby vaccuums door-to-door. And anyone that's ever owned one knows it will still be working clear up to the second coming!
I love my Kirby!
That said, I use white vinegar for most of my household cleaning.
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Rex: 1988 Mazda RX-7 Vert, Harbor Blue.
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