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Best 5 dollars ever.... 
99 SE V6\5spd - 156 HP\157 TQ 15.166-90.84
Totaled 02/12/06
99 SVT # 1571 - 175 HP\153 TQ 14.999-91.88
Born 3/24/99 Reborn 3/18/06
Pietenpol Racing Technologies project vehicle
90 Festiva L 5spd, Blue(not for long), 103k
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IN Police: "You're #63, where's #64?!" Me: "I dont know" Todd getting teabagged was the best ever, the look on his face should make it to a Mastercard ad - priceless. 
2000 SVT Turbo 295hp/269ftlb@12psi
#1 for Bendix Brakes Kits!
Knuckles rebuilt w/new bearings $55
AUSSIE ENDLINKS $70
Gutted pre-cats $80/set
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!
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Originally posted by Stazi:
IN Police: "You're #63, where's #64?!"
Me: "I dont know"
LOL
Have you called the court yet?
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Addicted CEG\'er
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Originally posted by dukeofsho:
having a little fun during the "cruise" sat night.
I don't know what you're talking about.  Good times Matt! Glad to see someone step up to the plate!
Mark
2000 Black CSVT
3.0L Hybrid - 206fwhp & 195fwtq
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Nope, I'll do it at lunch. 
2000 SVT Turbo 295hp/269ftlb@12psi
#1 for Bendix Brakes Kits!
Knuckles rebuilt w/new bearings $55
AUSSIE ENDLINKS $70
Gutted pre-cats $80/set
A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine!
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Back In Black
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Back In Black
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My shot of water...
Steeda tackling the blowjob...
The "you've been bagged" text message.
The festiva at Olive Garden
The Vagina plate at olive garden
My broken mufflers - bent, kinked, & twisted exhaust pipe - bent rear control arm and everyone who chipped in to try and help get the car back in working order, I REALLY appreciate that.
-Mark
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Originally posted by WorldTour:
My shot of water...
Steeda tackling the blowjob...
The "you've been bagged" text message.
The festiva at Olive Garden
The Vagina plate at olive garden
My broken mufflers - bent, kinked, & twisted exhaust pipe - bent rear control arm and everyone who chipped in to try and help get the car back in working order, I REALLY appreciate that.
-Mark
We thought about leaving you stranded but we're all too lazy to organize SZ07 w/o you :-P
04 Subaru WRX "Eurosport bling bling fast and furious tokyo drift"
"They have diarrhea of the mouth, and constipation of thought"
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I have no life
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I have no life
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Steeda: Here have a beer.
Rawburt: I'm 20 though.
Steeda: I don't give a sh!t.
Rawburt: Ok. Thanks.
Cop: You running with the rest of this group? We received a call in. We have helicopters up too.
Todd: Well not the ones that were pulled over. We left at different times.
Cop: This thing have nitrous on it too?
Todd: Nope. As you see it is how it comes from the factory.
Cop: Steps back and looks up and down car.
Todd: They only made 11,000. You don't see too many.
Cop: So the numbers on the windows were from a drag way?
Todd: Yep
Cop: So what did you run?
Todd: Not too well since I ran once and my exhaust broke.
Cop: Oh. You're free to go.
Todd: Thank you sir.
Staz: You know why they call it Skunkworks?
Everyone: Why?
Staz: Because everything that comes out of it stinks!!!
-'96 SE MTX 3L
-'98 SVT 1,173 of 6,535
-'05 Mazda 6s, loaded, g/f's ride
-Need a 96-00 manual on CD? PM or email me
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Walking for an hour after my car stalled one mile away from Dynotech. Many thanks to all the poor bastaads that had to push my car around once I brought it back with Mark (WorldTour), much appreciated!
Elky teabagging Todd
Winning slowest Contour award 
Having my plate bracket rearranged by Elky and Kim to say "Gr8 Po0ntour" instead of "Pre98 Contour.org" I have NO idea how long it was like that before I noticed..
Many Many other great moments as well just too many to share.
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Chick in the drag tower: "can somebody from the Contour club provide me with some information?" Steeda: "I'll provide her with some information: Steeda rules." Seeing Stazi go two rounds at the karaoke bar was probably a top 5 moment.
I like to think I put the 'func' in functioning alcoholic.
'03 3/4 ton Chevy 4dr, '04 350Z, '01 CBR 929rr Erion Edition, '01 CR250R, '74 Honda CB360 Cafe racer project- (100+hp/ltr.), '83 Rabbit project car.
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