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I didn't really do too much bad stuff when I was a kid...

Once when I was a senior in HS, there was this nasty girl in my Cisco networking class who was a total [censored] and thought she was hot ish. So we found out what street she lived on and found her car. Well she wasn't really parked in front of one specific house and we wanted to salt her lawn in the shape of a penis. So we figured we'd just do the three houses that she was parked close to and 3 people were stuck with giant brown/black cock and balls on their front lawn.

There were certain members at a golf course I worked at that were dicks and would never want us to put their clubs on their cart for them because they were afraid we would do something. Well they should have let us, because when they weren't paying attention, we would loosen the strap that holds the bag on. When they took off, BAM, their clubs were smashed against the pavement and they were left feeling like a moron because they thought they had forgot to tighten the strap.

And the one that we used to do to people all the time was one that I'm sure many here have done. We would take a jack around to the houses of people that we didnt like and jack their car up and put boards underneath and let it back down so the wheels were about 1/2" off the ground. Usually it would take people a while to figure out WTF was going on.

i've put my roommate's cat in the dryer a few times (on low heat...). anytime she comes near me i find a small way to torture her (usually just a small slap in the face, in an effort to teach her to stay the F*CK away from me).

but i hate cats, so it's justified.

oh yea, i threw a chinese throwing star at it once.

that's it really... i guess i've never really been a mean perosn.

I really hate myself for this one but when My friends and I were like fourteen or so we used to steal beer and forties and what not from all the local conv. stores and get drunk. Well this one time it was a friday the 13th and we just made out bigtime on this store(a couple forties and 2 cases),and we decided to go into the grave yard and get drunk( this grave yard is huge) and I don't know how it started but we ended up tipping 70something gravestones. The four of us ended up getting busted some how and were supposed to be on probation and pay some huge fines. SO we finished up in court and the judge told us we would hear from our probation officer, though he never contacted us and nothing els e ever happend..(I know I'm going to hell for that one, and have regretted/felt horrible about it ever since)

I guess I was a pretty troubled youth so I got a couple more

-we also used to be pretty destructive to all the local construction vehicles left on site at jobbes and smashed out thier windows.
-We also used to go around and sabotage peoples christmas lights with wire cutters and what not.
-My best friend, his brother and I used to hde under the huge pine tree on the corner of our streets and the main street that went by, and would throw snowballs, rocks and what not... well that got old so we would take some paint and put it in a plastic cup and cover it with syran wrap, did that a couple times. Then the last time we threw stuff from that tree we each a half a brick, and what do you know the car we decided to to toss em at happened to be a cop, I wish we could've seen the damage done but as soon as we saw it was a cop we took of running and didn't look back, luckily we got away and decided that was the last time doing that.
-In high school we used to get the geeks to throw parties and would completely trash thier houses on purpose, this one time we were at this girls house and we were hiding unwrapped condoms all over the house, be cans where ever we could find a spot, peeing in all the house plants, and some one kicked out half of the ten foot sliding glass door.
-we also used to go ontop of this huge furniture store at a busy intersection with a couple of 24racks of eggs we would toss em off and the people would get out of the car and look around like what the Fawk........

I know there is more but I'm tryin to keep the list small.


I know I was a pretty bad kid, but I have changed my ways drastically..

When I was 10, some kids in our area wouldn't let my friend and I join their club. They built a fort and would huck stuff at us when we walked by. My dad was a welder and when I was 7, we built a mini catapult together, so we brought we to the fort and heaved an old lawnmower engine into it and fired it at the fort when no-one was around. took a few tries, but once we got the trajectory correct, we utterly annihilated that fort. My only regret is we broke the preload spring on the catapult (it used an old strut spring since the whole thing was made of metal).

A few months back...there was a skanky chick at my buddies apt...so she was kinda huge butted...and dancing on a glass table in a short skirt...she was conviced she wasn't gonna break the table...I wasn't...so in fron of everyone I pantsed her...I kinda felt bad about it, but if you had seen her and heard her stories of no gag reflex you would prob applaud me.

Meanest thing I've ever done? Probably Steeda's mom. She has a mean streak like you wouldn't believe.

When I was younger I had an old dodge van. So me and my buddies took off the side doors and filled up a bunch of coolers with water balloons. We drove around throwing them at people around the neighborhood. I threw one at this lady as she was getting into her car and I got the inside of her car and her soaked. I would be pissed if someone did that to my car. Yea I know I am nice.

I used to carry a cow bell in my car for when I saw obese people walking.