Your grammar, confusing is. Did you mean Two? If so, they are seperate but equal links to two different Brokeback Mountain parodies. Now then, to at least save this thread from imploding on it's own repostness, let us proceed with worshipping his Chuckness.
Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and pissed on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.