Your prediction for Super Bowl XL:
Kwame Kilstrawberry, er patrick, will be caught in a prison sex for drugs scandal involving the DPD and a number of high ranking members of the City Council. Water Department increases will actually have been decreases; the differenece goes into leasing a Range Rover for each member of the extended Kilstrawberry, did I say that again? family. For the low low "doesn't need council approval" rate of $24,999/year x 5 years(when the next RR platform is due). Time magazine will run a special issue the next day with Kwame's picture on the cover; the tag line? Would you Elect this man? Again? Detroit speaks by holding a special advance '08 Mayoral 1 day race and Election. L. Brooks Patterson's frozen body loses the preliminary to a native Detroiter with class, education, street smarts and real world political pull. The primary is won in a 51/49 vote for the incumbant.Once again proving just how stupid the citizens of Detroit are. Proving, yet again, better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you an idiot than to open it and prove their suspicions true. Our hero (the loser) goes on to the private sector and earns a wad of cash on the talk-show circuit before assuming a lofty position at Miller Canfield. Kwame Kilstraw, damn, not again, focuses on surpassing Hizzonuh Coleman A. Young's tenure by running the city for 10 years while dressed in pajama's at the Manoogian.
The Freep runs a third page article penned by Mobla Hcitm complaining about some street closures.
The Windsor Ballet earns enough $$$ to relocate the whole city to a Cuban Island where citizens are paid in rum and cigars...
Grandma Bus signs a three year deal with Drew and Mike...
