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Watch Words Women Use;
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, Do Not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by SleeperZ:
Do Not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.
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Don't forget: Stop , Don't , and No...
...but I only hear: No, don't stop!
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this is wierd. i just received this in an email about 30 seconds ago.  what a coinydink.
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by Kerry2Kool4U:
Don't forget: Stop , Don't , and No......but I only hear: No, don't stop!
Correction: You always hear, "No.... DON'T!.. STOP!!!".. that does not equal the same thing. Or did you think the claw marks on your face were meant to be the same as claw marks on your back?
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Originally posted by Kremitthefrog:
I like to wear dresses and use binoculars to watch grandmas across the street.
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I can't remember what movie thats from, what is it?! 
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Originally posted by starjammir:
How high
Worst movie ever... 
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Originally posted by ancientsanskrit:
Originally posted by starjammir:
How high
Worst movie ever...
It's no emmy (or is it grammy or oscar?) winner but ain't the worst.
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