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> Fresh from the shower, a woman stood in front of the mirror
> complaining to her
> husband that her breasts were too small. Instead of
> characteristically
> telling her it's not so, he uncharacteristically came
> up with a suggestion.
> "If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take
> a piece of toilet
> paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
> Willing to try anything, she fetched a piece of toilet
> paper and stood in
> front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
> "How long will this take?", she asked.
> "They will grow larger over a period of years", her
> husband replies.
> She stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of
> toilet paper
> between my breasts every day will make my breasts
> bigger over the years?"
> Without missing a beat he says, "It worked for your
> ass, didn't it?"
> He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy,
> he may even walk
> again. Stupid, stupid man
00 black/tan svt, #2052 of 2150, born 2/1/00
formerly known as my csvt
"Nothing in the world is more dangerous than a sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Originally posted by LoganB:
1998 Ford Contour Se 2.5 litre Silver frost
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Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
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Originally posted by LUCA:
Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
Former owner of a 1995 Ford Contour GL w/ 2.0L ATX
Proud owner of a 2005 Ford Taurus SE 3.0L V6 Vulcan 
--Looking for Commodore stuff (Drives, Units, Amiga, games, etc)If anyone has any of this laying around and wants it gone, lemme know --
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Originally posted by ContourKev:
Originally posted by LUCA:
Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
I am now on the official "Hit List" for the women in my office.
Must be that jumbly-wumbly thing happening again.
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99 SE V6\5spd - 156 HP\157 TQ 15.166-90.84
Totaled 02/12/06
99 SVT # 1571 - 175 HP\153 TQ 14.999-91.88
Born 3/24/99 Reborn 3/18/06
Pietenpol Racing Technologies project vehicle
90 Festiva L 5spd, Blue(not for long), 103k
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Originally posted by TourDeForce:
Originally posted by ContourKev:
Originally posted by LUCA:
Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
I am now on the official "Hit List" for the women in my office.
NICE! 
'98 SVT Contour, in at least 639 pieces 
4 Speed MTX...synchro and shift fork replacement in progress 
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Originally posted by ContourKev:
Originally posted by LUCA:
Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
Originally posted by Tourgasm:
Sometimes you can mess up a word so bad that spell check doens't know what the hell you're talking about.
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Originally posted by svt4stv:
Originally posted by ContourKev:
Originally posted by LUCA:
Originally posted by paul martin:
Originally posted by LoganB:
Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.
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