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From The Onion. Pretty funny.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy

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"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
From The Onion. Pretty funny.
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4133&n=2&ref=myy

The best quote:

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.



..........ho hahahahhahahhaha...wait,wait.hahahahhahahahhaha..the best reading i've done in awhile..what fugging joke


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it is kooks like these who give all regular normal people who happen to be christians a bad name.


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Originally posted by my csvt:
it is kooks like these who give all regular normal people who happen to be christians a bad name.




I'm confused. Did you read the story? Do you know what The Onion is?

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Originally posted by 96RedSE5Sp:
Originally posted by my csvt:
it is kooks like these who give all regular normal people who happen to be christians a bad name.




I'm confused. Did you read the story? Do you know what The Onion is?




Seriously. Did you check the front page article on Rumsfield?


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i have never heard of the onion before, whats the deal i missed? i would not be suprised if someone actually believed something like that as this would not be the first time i have heard such things.


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The Onion is a farce newspaper run out of Madison, WI. The print version is a staple of any college student in this state


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